The Purton Underwear Mystery
Posted on January 20th, 2007 by Tim Almond
Police Investigate the Case of the Mysterious Knickers
A PERPLEXING mystery, which might be more at home in a Benny Hill sketch, is befuddling police officers in Purton. For the past four months items of frilly lingerie have been turning up in the hedges, garden walls and road signs in a country lane in the village. So far officers have collected 35 garments including knickers, bras and thongs.
A friend of mine in the village has told me that numerous residents have been questioned and had their particulars taken down.
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It seems officers in Swindon are well briefed? They will not make a thong and dance about it!
Keep us posted on the Thurton Knicker Mystery.
Er … Purton.